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Coming Attractions: Coffy (1973) - DVD Review PDF Print E-mail
Written by The Projectionist   
Wednesday, 15 February 2012 15:29

Click to View Larger... Click to View Larger...Coffy (1973) - Coffy is a nurse whose younger sister gets involved in drugs and is severely injured by contaminated heroin. Coffy sets out on a mission of vengeance and vigilante justice, killing drug dealers, pimps, and mobsters who cross her path.

This is the first Pam Grier movie I ever saw. I was 13 years old, and I was in love! You're going to see a lot of Pam during our "All Blaxploitation All The Time" celebration during the month of February. We're going to do a "Big Bad Mamas" feature on Ms. Grier, as she IS the BIGGEST BADDEST MAMA OF THEM ALL!

Last Updated on Wednesday, 15 February 2012 16:26
Coming Soon!: A Big Bad Review of Crank (2006) PDF Print E-mail
Written by The Projectionist   
Thursday, 09 February 2012 16:17

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Our review of "Crank" will be delayed until "Black History Month" ends. Look for it in March.

Crank (2006) - "Hit-man Chev Chelios is poisoned by the criminal Verona and his friend and doctor Miles advises him that he must keep his adrenaline in an upper level to stay alive. Chev meets his girlfriend Eve and together he looks for Verona to kill him."

I'm going to be right up front, Jason Statham is the man, I love his movies, and Crank is one of my favorites! This movie is so over the top, it's crazy. You just have to sit back with a couple of beers, put your mind in neutral and watch the fuckin' video game unfold before you.

The movie has no illusions about what it's about, or why it was made. It exists merely to entertain, shock, and titillate the viewer. And there ain't NOTHIN' wrong with any part of that sentence.

Jason Statham is a graduate of the "take my shirt off, then kill these fuckers" school of acting. His co-star, Amy Smart is a cute little darlin' who's only purpose in the flick is to scream, and pop out her perky little boobies from time to time.

I may not be the guy to review this one, but I'm gonna do it, if for no other reason that I get to watch it again, and I get to write about it. If you haven't seen this one, run, do not walk to your local store and grab this sum-bitch. Then get ready for the video game ride of your life.


Last Updated on Wednesday, 15 February 2012 15:29
DVD Review: Savage Sisters (1974) PDF Print E-mail
Written by The Projectionist   
Wednesday, 01 February 2012 21:37

Click to View Larger... Click to View Larger...Savage Sisters is another one of the fine exploitation cheapies made down in the Philippines in the 70s. Produced strictly for the grindhouses and drive-ins of the era, it has all the elements expected of films of this genre, save one. While violence, action, explosions and bad acting all came over on the boat intact, one element is missing... Nudity.

The storyline of "Savage Sisters" is as follows:
"A corrupt General plans on smuggling one million US dollars out of the Banana Republic he dominates. Local revolutionaries plan on stealing the cash but are thwarted when a bandit leader they are working with double crosses them. A tough cop and her boyfriend help two of the female revolutionaries escape from prison hoping that they will lead them to the cash, which they plan on keeping for themselves."

That's all there is. I'm pretty sure that's all the shooting script said too, as parts of the movie looks like they were made up as they went along.

Last Updated on Wednesday, 01 February 2012 23:28
DVD Review: Conan the Destroyer (1984) PDF Print E-mail
Written by Mystery Date   
Wednesday, 25 January 2012 20:19

In 1984 "Conan the Destroyer, the sequel to the wildly successful 1982 sword and sorcery flick "Conan the Barbarian" was released.

The IMDB Storyline says: "Conan, the swashbuckler, is promised that his dead love will be revived if he procures a magic crystal from a magic fortress. He gathers Grace Jones, Mako, and Jeff Corey (fighter, wizard, and thief) to help him as he overcomes the perils on the way."

That's the movie IMDB saw, now let's read about the movie "Mystery Date" saw when he watched...

Last Updated on Wednesday, 25 January 2012 23:16

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