Our regularly scheduled broadcast is pre-empted for this special report: Johnny Depp is now Made Completely of Scarves and Bracelets!

Johnny Depp Now Completely Made Of Scarves And Bracelets

Midday Madness: The Penguin Tries to Teach Batman About Death

It seems Batman not only has a code against killing someone, he doesn't exactly understand death itself...

Midday Madness: Impersonations by Kevin Spacey - These impressions of other famous actors by Kevin Spacey are great. Spacey stars in the Netflix only series "House of Cards." If you're looking for a reason to subscribe to Netflix, I just gave it to you. If you subscribe, and you're not watching this excellent series, then what the hell is wrong with you?