Coming Soon!: A Big Bad Review of Crank (2006) PDF Print E-mail
Written by The Projectionist   
Thursday, 09 February 2012 16:17

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Our review of "Crank" will be delayed until "Black History Month" ends. Look for it in March.

Crank (2006) - "Hit-man Chev Chelios is poisoned by the criminal Verona and his friend and doctor Miles advises him that he must keep his adrenaline in an upper level to stay alive. Chev meets his girlfriend Eve and together he looks for Verona to kill him."

I'm going to be right up front, Jason Statham is the man, I love his movies, and Crank is one of my favorites! This movie is so over the top, it's crazy. You just have to sit back with a couple of beers, put your mind in neutral and watch the fuckin' video game unfold before you.

The movie has no illusions about what it's about, or why it was made. It exists merely to entertain, shock, and titillate the viewer. And there ain't NOTHIN' wrong with any part of that sentence.

Jason Statham is a graduate of the "take my shirt off, then kill these fuckers" school of acting. His co-star, Amy Smart is a cute little darlin' who's only purpose in the flick is to scream, and pop out her perky little boobies from time to time.

I may not be the guy to review this one, but I'm gonna do it, if for no other reason that I get to watch it again, and I get to write about it. If you haven't seen this one, run, do not walk to your local store and grab this sum-bitch. Then get ready for the video game ride of your life.


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