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Our Favorite Movie Posters #91: Jailbait Babysitter (1977) PDF Print E-mail
Written by The Projectionist   
Wednesday, 26 September 2012 20:48

Click to View Large Poster... Click to View Large Poster...Our Favorite Movie Posters #91: Jailbait Babysitter (1977) - Vicki is seventeen, (although the actress playing her has to be at least 32), and her older friends call her Jailbait. Her boyfriend Robert is frustrated because Vicki doesn't want to do the wild thing, but he's willing to wait.

After a party gets out of hand, Vicki escapes with the help of Lorraine, who takes her in as a houseguest.

While Lorraine teaches Vicki etiquette, Robert wonders what happened to his girlfriend. And Vicki soon learns more about Lorraine's job as an "executive liaison."

Our Favorite Movie Posters #90: Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) PDF Print E-mail
Written by The Projectionist   
Tuesday, 25 September 2012 20:20

Click to View Larger... Click to View Larger...Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) - Two gorgeous women -- Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton) -- operate a airplane cargo delivery service in Hawaii.

Their latest shipment includes a very large, medical very nasty snake destined for the local zoo. But the delivery is interrupted when they stumble on a cache of diamonds that were to go to a ruthless drug dealer, Seth (Rodrigo Obregon).

Seth sends a transvestite to kidnap the owner of a restaurant, Edy (Cynthia Brimhall), so his men can torture her with a female bodybuilder into revealing where Donna and Taryn are.

Luckily for all the good guys, Special Agent Rowdy Abilene (Ronn Moss) has a bazooka, and he knows how to use it. And unluckily for Seth, that nasty snake has broken out of its box. (Rotten Tomatoes)

Written and Directed by Andy Sidaris.

Last Updated on Tuesday, 25 September 2012 21:06
Our Favorite Movie Posters #89: Cleopatra Jones (1973) PDF Print E-mail
Written by The Projectionist   
Tuesday, 18 September 2012 19:24

Click to View Larger... Click to View Larger...Cleopatra Jones (1973) - Cleopatra "Cleo" Jones (Tamara Dobson) is a strikingly beautiful black model with an array of flamboyant outfits. Modeling, however, is only a cover for her real job as a secret government agent. Cleo is a Bond-like heroine with power and influence; an object of awe for her flashy wardrobe, her ’73 silver and black Corvette Stingray (equipped with automatic weapons) and her martial arts ability. While she evokes the glory of a funk goddess, she remains loyal to her drug-ravaged community and her lover, Reuben Masters, who runs B&S House (a halfway home for recovering drug addicts).

The film opens with Cleo overseeing the destruction of a poppy field in Turkey belonging to the evil drug lord, Mommy (Shelley Winters). Mommy is a white lesbian with an all-male crew and a bevy of beautiful young women catering to her many wants. She is short, stout, and wears unfashionable clothes, fulfilling the role of "anti-Cleopatra" in every respect. When she hears about her poppies' demise, she plots revenge, hiring the corrupt policeman, Officer Purdy to raid the B&S House.

Last Updated on Tuesday, 18 September 2012 19:41
Our Favorite Movie Posters #88: Weed AKA The Florida Connection (1974) PDF Print E-mail
Written by The Projectionist   
Thursday, 06 September 2012 17:51

Click to View Larger... Click to View Larger...Weed AKA The Florida Connection (1974) - Dan Gordon arrives in a town on the edge of the Florida Everglades, planning to take part in a drug-smuggling operation. He's aided by his friend, Mule Tucker, but runs into opposition from corrupt local cops. Somehow he also finds time to romance Britt Claiborne, a beautiful charter pilot.

Well, at least that's what IMDB says. I see a whole lotta shit going on in this poster that's not EVEN included in the plot description.

Check this out, you've got two guys in airboats playing chicken in the Everglades, while Gloria Steinem watches from the sidelines, while preparing to turn the switch on what may be the biggest Fleshlight I've ever had the honor of beholding.

Then there's Meatloaf fighting for the last Subway sandwich with a guy, who I'm willing to bet is Otis Sistrunk, while Bruce Jenner makes fucky-fucky with what appears to be a mannequin!

I don't even want to know what the guy was thinking when he decided to blow up the fucking rowboat!

Jesus Christ! I have to see this fucking movie! And I'm going to be severely dissapointed if the plot isn't exactly as I've described it!

Note to self, cut down on the visits to the medical marijuana pharmacy. God damn I'm hungry! Shit! Who want's to make a Subway run?


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